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Joke of the Day

"If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights"

"What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees? Mathematicians don't struggle with integration."

"Guess what? Good guess"

"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung."

"How do you kill a blonde? There are three ways; -put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool -a mirror at the bottom of a pool -or put a condom on the top of a flag pole"

"Just made this up... NSFW? What turned the nice teenager into a crackwhore? A dick did."

"Gillette researchers are really the best They got some cutting edge technology"

"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to The Other Side! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"Dead baby joke What the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of sand? I don't eat sand."

"What is Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun."