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Joke of the Day

"If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights"

"What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get? Gwyneth Paltrow's head."

"A baguette up the butt is a real pain in the ass."

"I like my women like I like my whisky 18 years old and mixed up in coke"

"My Indian friend decided to take off his turban Hats off to him."

"What sound does an emo cow make? Amumu"

"What did the cannibal butcher say to his uneasy customer? Don't worry, it's all ethically sourced! All my produce commited suicide!"

"What do you call a lost Asian man? Disoriental"

"My husband is so weird He always listens to me for an hour and a half, but then he turns off the tv, and leaves, telling me the match ended."

"What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day."