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Joke of the Day
"Why was the S&M phone sex caller so quiet? Because he was tongue tied!"
Next Joke
"I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time."
"(NASA) HQ: Good launch everyone. Astronaut: Uhh what's that buzzing noise? NASA Prankster: Definitely rocket noise and not bees."
"A good day for a bad boy is talking a good girl into a bad decision."
"What did the gingerbread man say during sex? I'm gonna crumb!"
"All panties aside, it's Friday."
"Misery loves company. Company: ""I have a boyfriend."""
"What did the old billy bobs eat at McDonald's? McChicken-killer... Yeah I'm really stoned smoked a chicken killer and ate McDonald's"
"Accidentally used 13's shower gel, so I just copped a huge attitude, yelled at everyone and slammed some doors."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A licalatapus"