226924
Joke of the Day
"Why was the S&M phone sex caller so quiet? Because he was tongue tied!"
Next Joke
"I want to be as annoying as a vegetarian but still eat meat so I'm telling people I only eat chicken. I'm calling myself a ""poultrivore""."
"What did the pebble say to the rock? I wish I was a little boulder!"
"Who is this ""one""? And why is he always arguing with people?"
"Why are camels called ""The Ships of the Desert?"" Because they're full of Arab semen."
"What was the name of the time traveler with good timing? Justin Time."
"They call my mom Neutrogena she offers fast and effective hand relief for under five dollars."
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each-other."
"not enough holes in walls any more, not like the glory days."
"Here's a joke I've been working on: Q: What did the husband say when he returned home and found that his wife is missing?"