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Joke of the Day
"I once knew a dyslexic priest He always said ""woof"" instead of ""amen""."
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"Text: ARE YOU ALIVE? Me: Why?"
"What's good on pie, but not on pussy? Crust."
"So I just wrote a test on the Periodic table of Elements It went berylliumtly"
"I turned on my computer and it went ""Word"" and I was like ""Yo""."
"Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing ""Happy Birthday"" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free."
"How do you get a date on Tinder? Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated."
"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."
"A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic. ""Whenever I'm driving, I get these strange urges to run over pedestrians."" The mechanic has a look under the car. ""Your alignment is off."""
"What did the elephant say? When he lost his penis."