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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook."
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"My psychic friend told me that she could tell me what my favourite band is... I said No Doubt"
"When answering a Craigslist ad, clarify the meaning of ""XXX fun"" up front or else you could end up playing Nintendo with a large woman."
"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""we don't serve your type here."""
"What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France? Linoleum Blownapart"
"Despite all the wars Thailand has been in... They still have been doing a Bangkok job as a country."
"The Pillsbury dough boy He is a great roll model."
"I walked into my bosses office and yelled, ""Three to five cellular layers of skin."" ""What?"" he laughed. ""I'm just saying what's on everyone's lips."""
"I like short jokes."
"What did the snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted snow flakes. My 4.5 y/o son came up with this joke, but his punch line was ""snow flakes"". I added the ""frosted"". Teamwork."