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"Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all."
"Congratulations are in order. I just got the stitches in the roof of my mouth removed from that bowl of Cap'n Crunch I had when I was 13."
"How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb? [OC] It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this."
"How do you make tear-free soap? Don't use child labor."
"How do you silence a group of women? Bring out your camera."
"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk."
"I just googled ""Tramp"" instead of ""Trump"" by mistake. I still got the information I needed."
"Yo mama so poor when she found a penny on the ground she thought she won the lottery"
"They really should have predicted the fall of Communism sooner. After all, there were plenty of red flags."