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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the one about the successful black man? Neither have I! I hope this isn't a repost. I made this joke, but I wouldn't be surprised if somebody else thought of it before me."

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"What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station? Whoops, wrong sub."
"I put ""the rap"" in therapy. Yo, yo. Emotional baggage, bitter like cabbage. Rollin up the green like a Hulked out savage. Burger, Inc."
"My wife claims watching me do karate ""isn't foreplay."" Why am I even alive."
"Cop1: Has becoming a father affected your work Cop2: Not a bit Cop1: Ok cover me, I'm going in Cop2: HI GOING IN I'M DAD [both get shot]"
"Don't call Donald Trump a cunt. He lacks the warmth and depth."
"When someone with a lisp says bismuth... You know they mean business."
"So my dad was all ""stop eating my pills"" and then I was like ""stop melting into the floor and spinning multi colored webs you talking lamp"""
"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9"
"Adult Trick-or-Treating: Walk around ringing doorbells & everyone gives out a shot of booze or a bong rip to each other. Make it happen."