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Joke of the Day

"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? Nice belt"

"Yo mama's so mean... She has no standard deviation."

"My orgasm face is pretty much the same as my looking-over-my-shoulder-while-backing-up-the-car face."

"To those who hate birds. I think they're pretty fly myself."

"Pupil: In other schools pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all."

"Q: What's green and walks through walls? A: Casper the Friendly Pickle."

"Jeffery Dahmer Did you know Jeffery Dahmer used to cut off his victims noses, put them on pizza and eat them? He called it Dahmer-nose pizza."

"Saw a licence plate today that said ""LUVSHOES"" Couldn't decide if they love fashionable footware or easy women.."

"Did you hear about the scottish drag queen? He wore pants."

"I'm spending valentines day doing math homework. I'm stuck here with an eX, and I'm still trying to figure out whY."