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Joke of the Day

"Failed my biology test today: They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."

"Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year? They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom."

"I was gonna tell a gay joke... butt fuck it."

"Chrosshair Crosshair is what rabbit breeders do."

"Look on the bright side would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed"

"Do you know anything about real estate? ""Points to groin"" Can you tell me if this is a ""lot"""

"Sorry I got us kicked out of your niece's dance recital for blowing my airhorn too much"

"You know you're single when the only calls you get at night are Nature's."

"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."

"Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?"