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Joke of the Day
"Look on the bright side would be horrible advice to someone trapped in a tanning bed"
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"What did Helen Keller call her dog? <smashes keyboard>"
"The person that invented toilet paper is easily the most under-appreciated hero in human history"
"What did the Trump supporting viticulturist say Monday morning? Time to make America Grapes Again."
"My grandfather was a boxer in the British Army. Which was completely unfair because the enemy had rifles."
"TIFU Up is my horse"
"Horrible one liner I'm trying to come up with a one liner. Shit."
"Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -Oscar Levant."
"Why don't american have a bullet train? They use the bullets to train the military."
"I just watched Discovery's ""How It's Made"" and, honestly, I'm never eating another urinal cake again."