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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio? Now, both have an oscar."

"Two gay cowboys: ""Y'up?"" ""Yup."""

"Why dont bicycles pedal backwards??? Because than it would be REcycling"

"What's the difference between handguns and feminists? A handgun only has one trigger."

"either my xbox is broken, or it wants to get married and start a family... because it's done playing games with me."

"If blacks have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."

"I'm open to change but not when it's sudden like Stephen Colbert getting new glasses with no warning"

"Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse Bill Clinton."

"These days, lots of things get either exported or imported Except Mexicans, they get deported."

"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."