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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I got us kicked out of your niece's dance recital for blowing my airhorn too much"
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"What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha Ching"
"It takes balls to get a vasectomy."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? - That's not funny"
"My first sex was like 100m dash... ... with 8 black men and a gun."
"Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships? Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either."
"Knock Knock jokes ... The guy who created Knock Knock jokes deserves a ""No Bell"" prize."
"Sometimes I think about how infinite the universe is... and realize that somewhere out there, there's a galaxy shaped like a dick."
"Pixar says Toy Story 4 is about Hamm, the piggy bank, being turned upside down as executives try to shake every dime out of the franchise."
"Lady, you misunderstood. When I asked if you would have my kids I didn't mean sex and babies. I meant take the ones I already have."