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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."
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"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles."
"I like my women how I like my fish. Battered. I thought of it all by myself! :D"
"Being a man of many flavors. I survived mustard gas and pepper spray, yesterday I was honored a seasoned veteran."
"My ex-girlfriend and I both went blind before we broke up. After that, we just couldn't see each other anymore."
"My girlfriend and I were having sex so loud we woke up the whole house. My wife was furious."
"I don't get people that talk to themselves"
"No body What do you call a man with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"
"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
"Quit my banking job this morning I lost interest"