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Joke of the Day

"What is a punny play? A play on words."

"When I punish my future kids I wont just take their phone I'm gonna be them on social media & just comment ""nice"" on everyones old pool pics"

"My husband thinks it's really weird I only like green bananas and I think it's really weird I have a husband."

"Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin."

"WARNING: There's an email going round... ...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can. If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT. It's spam!"

"This subreddit has terrible puns on pretty much every subject. In particular, it has puns about the Scottish."

"My packing technique for jams is amazingly effective; cram equipment in case, sit on case, break case, swear at case, buy new case, repeat."

"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt"

"High school plays are a lot like airplanes. People only want to hear about them if they crash and burn."

"A brand new cemetery for the greats now will let anyone be buried there Lots of people are dying to get in!"