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Joke of the Day
"What is a punny play? A play on words."
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"Vacationing in Switzerland ""So did you enjoy the beautiful scenery?"" ""I couldn't really see much because of the mountains."""
"What do you get ...when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"When to leave your girlfriend? When your wife's clothes start to fit her."
"In some people's eyes, throwing acid is wrong"
"The first time I bit into a Cadbury egg I understood women who spit."
"When people post about their 5 year olds, they're talking about wine right?"
"Stephen Hawing running for president Just kidding.....he can't run"
"i hope the guy behind me in line doesn't think i'm a weird cat lady cause my cart's full of fancy feast. i just like the way it tastes, dude"
"I was a bit upset that the condom I found in my wallet had expired but at the end of the day I'm just glad my wallet practices safe sex."