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Joke of the Day

"This subreddit has terrible puns on pretty much every subject. In particular, it has puns about the Scottish."

"Someone hugged me at the office Christmas party and now they know my safe word."

"Imagine a bunch of Italian mobsters tiptoeing and trying not to giggle as they gingerly place a horse head in bed with a sleeping guy."

"How is Twitter like Game of Thrones? There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible."

"So if Lucy died 3.2 million years ago after falling from a tree... ...does that qualify her for a Darwin award?"

"Which woman has Jesus as a nephew? The Auntie Christ."

"What do you call a mexican drug dealer? MariJUANa"

"The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps"""

"You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you."

"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field."