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Joke of the Day
"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
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"This Christian rock band is so bad... ...I want to die right now so I can complain in person."
"Robber: Give me all your money.Otherwise you are chemistry! ME: Don't you mean history? R: Don't change the subject! *Both start laughing"
"The government says 50 terror plots have been thwarted since NSA surveillance. What a perfectly even, unsuspicious number."
"Damn team mate are you the ladbible? Because you are baiting me so hard."
"College graduates, did you know there are people that went to Princeton that can't find a job? And you just went to a normal shitty school."
"A little boy walked into a police station ""I lost my daddy"" says the boy. ""We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?"" asked the officer. ""Liquor and women."""
"What's thick, black, and over a foot long? My roommate's asian girlfriend's hair clogging the fucking shower drain."
"Do you know how Jewish birds chirp? Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"A man was asked if he would rather have a new circular saw or a ladder... He chose the latter."