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Joke of the Day

"2015: I can't believe people think the dress is blue and black 2016: I hope the human race doesn't destroy itself forever in violent chaos"

"Save money this Halloween by utilizing last years' hobo costume to dress up as this year's federal employee."

"Yesterday I fell, landed on my back, and could not roll over and get up. At the time I was wearing a Turtleneck Sweater."

"I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys."

"My favourite 6,835"

"I make out with a squirrel at a party one time, and now everyone is scared of me? That's just ridiculous, he was dead for at least 2 hours."

"How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Both of them."

"Why do warriors make bad business men ? They charge too much !"

"Have you heard about the new male contraceptive pill? You put it in your shoe, and it makes you limp."

"What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!"