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Joke of the Day
"How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Both of them."
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"What do you call it when Batman skips church Christian Bale"
"Di you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel peace prize? He was outstanding in his field"
"The iPad Air is named after what's left in your bank account when you buy one."
"What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? Laminated"
"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"
"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."
"The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying ""excuse me"" in a crowd"
"How do you know if an Asian is depressed? All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces."
"Moses talking to a burning bush was child's play ...compared to the miracle of getting a hundred thousand Jews to voluntarily go in to the Red ~~sea~~."