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Joke of the Day
"Why do warriors make bad business men ? They charge too much !"
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"I like my rhinos like I like my eggs poached"
"Airport receptionist: anything to declare? Me: how bout these guns? *flexes* Her: OH GOD HE'S GOT GUNS! Me: wait.. I was.. Her: HELP!! AGH!"
"If evolution is real how come? Monkeys still throw their poop underhanded"
"If you screwed up something in a science lab, who do you tell? **Not** Neil deGrasse cause he will grass on you!"
"What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison"
"What's the best part of having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em."
"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, thecinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as adive-in theater."
"Your momma is so dumb jokes your momma is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch"
"How come you catch more flies with honey... ... but you don't catch more honies with fly?"