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Joke of the Day

"I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys."

"Why is time wary of mathematicians? They're always plotting against it."

"Have you ever tried Nicaraguan food? They haven't."

"When you call home on a holiday and get passed around, it's worse than being included on a group text."

"I had to pay $150 for the bowel prep medication before my colonoscopy. That shit was expensive. (Crosspost from r/funny. This fits better here.)"

"What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line? A nice hare cut"

"There something bugging me. I've encountered this object many times over in the streets lately. Every way I turn I see Weed.... les"

"I started reading YouTube comments recently Because cutting myself just wasn't doing the trick anymore."

"How many fingers does the dragonborn have? 8 fingers and 2 Thu""ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar"

"What's the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole."