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Joke of the Day
"What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!"
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"I was getting a handjob from this blind hooker... She told me: WOW! This is the biggest dick I have ever felt! I said ""No way! You're pulling my leg!"""
"Okay, I'm lost... Can someone please lend me Facebook: Seasons 1 and 2 ???"
"What do you call a group of pillaging Huns? An army of Hun-dread."
"I've finally understood the meaning of ""politics"" It's derived from ""poly"", the Greek word for ""many"", and ""tics"", a blood sucking parasite."
"When I was a kid I didn't want to imagine my parents having sex, so I'd watch them from the wardrobe."
"After the news today, I went to a Chinese restaurant and made a special order... Kung Pao."
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes."
"What is the difference between a used tire and a year supply of used condoms? The first one is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars"