199815

Joke of the Day

"What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ..."

"What's the difference between sex and a corporation? In sex the person on top does most of the work."

"Vacuuming My vacuum cleaner sucks!"

"This silence is far from golden... which reminds me. I need to shower."

"When you have kids, ""sleeping in"" is just lying in bed trying to figure out what that crash was."

"What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person? Would you pull that crap with a net?"

"Never own a pet store. Stores make bad pets."

"Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend? She refused to swallow animal by-products."

"[murder scene] MORGAN FREEMAN: there are 7 deadly sins: Pride, greed, envy, lust, wrath and gl [sees victim wearing crocs] There are 8 dea"

"Why did Ted Bundy dropout of an Italian cooking class? There were not enough Italians to eat."