210848
Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the two guys who voted no? Neither did aye."
Next Joke
"How to give a woman an orgasm? Dream harder."
"I smoke in the car and the smell is in my clothes, skin, and hair but this gum will cover everything up so no one will know. - smokers"
"General: Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy? Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir."
"Happy Mother's Day Reddit! What did you get your mom?"
"Inspecting mirrors is a job I could totally see myself doing."
"Michelle Obama walks into a bar where the bartender is Vladimir Putin... complete the joke..."
"I like telling people I'm 4 months pregnant so they'll tell me how great I look."
"What is a good dog? A dead dog."
"""Now That's What I Call Soup!"" - Guy who came up with the name Now That's What I Call Music looking at yogurt"