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Joke of the Day
"What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person? Would you pull that crap with a net?"
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"Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects? They were looking for the ark tick."
"Food is like dark humor. Not everybody gets it."
"When I tell you I butt-dialed you, I'm not saying it was an accident, I just want you to be impressed."
"If cocaine were an old cranky man... He'd say ""blow me""!"
"Attention, guys wearing ""skinny Jeans"", you took the phrase ""getting into her pants"" the wrong way"
"Even if women came with a set of instructions, men would toss them aside without reading them."
"What do you get when you mix a penis and a potato? A dictator."
"Pete and Repete walk into a bar... Pete and Repete walk into a bar, Pete walks out. Who is left?"
"2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum tss EDIT: spelling"