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Joke of the Day
"This silence is far from golden... which reminds me. I need to shower."
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"I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by outrunning the cops."
"What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole? Pi-curious."
"I bet women's trust issues with men started with a weatherman."
"Whats your best ""This is so bad that ____"" joke? For example, ""this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."""
"What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges."
"I hate people who... I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious."
"Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk."
"Surprised to hear five people were shot at a Chris Brown show, most notably because why were there that many people at a Chris Brown show?"
"""Grow a pear."" - How to insult an apple tree"