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Joke of the Day

"Why did Ted Bundy dropout of an Italian cooking class? There were not enough Italians to eat."

"What's green, fuzzy and could kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table"

"I'm a member of DAM Mothers Against Dyslexia"

"[on deathbed - calls for son] "".....if you highlight the shit out of a document, people will think you read it....."""

"Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces? Submarines."

"I guess traffic is spending the night Because it brought its jammies."

"How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact."

"Yes, autocorrect, that's right. I hate that stupid ditch"

"Wanna hear a racist joke? What's worse than the Holocaust? The Jews."

"What do you call a Jewish person who is suicidal? A Yamikaze."