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Joke of the Day
"Vacuuming My vacuum cleaner sucks!"
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"Running into someone from high school that got fat is better than Christmas."
"Why do blondes have big belly buttons? Their boyfriends are also blonde. [A joke I heard in grade 6.]"
"In many ways Trump presidency is like one of your stupider Adam Sandler movies. Basically stupid, but sometimes funny. Ridiculous premise."
"My ex sent me a text saying ""please delete my number..."" I sent one back saying ""who's this?"""
"childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is"
"Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: ""I'm gonna need more carrots."""
"Political correctness gone mad. I can't even refer to my own child as my disabled son. Apparently it's my ""daughter."""
"tell me your best "" i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y"" mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy. ninja edit: i love puns"
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 6. My basement is still dark."