199813
Joke of the Day
"I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus."
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"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4"
"A Muslim walks into a bar He then walks out because he can't drink and there are no tight little boys to fuck"
"Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke"
"I asked my friend what keeps her up at night. She answered, ""helium."" Also, my friend is a balloon."
"George Carlin:""Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?"" ""What if I want something that works violently right now?"""
"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."
"what do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator"
"I don't condone workplace violence, until someone microwaves fish in the break room."