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Joke of the Day

"*desperately tries to get screaming newborn daughter latched onto my nipple* hmmmm. she must not realize I'm a feminist"

"What was the name of the strip club Hitler worked at? The ""Naughtsy"""

"What is the national sport of North Korea? Ping-Pyong-yang"

"The celebrity couple name for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is Clump."

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK! A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says ""it sure is dark and scary here"". The clown says ""how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone""."

"What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old? The water washes away her tears"

"""Just spots"" ""I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."" ""Did you ever see a doctor?"" ""No, just spots."""

"What does the most interesting man in the world eat for breakfast? Dos Eggies"

"What's the opposite of a Hasidic Jew? A Hbasic one."

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? It sounds like shit"