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Joke of the Day
"I said a funny joke and my friend told me to post it here. /r/The_Donald"
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"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts"
"My girlfriend said I was stupid for taking unnecessary risks. At least I think that's what she said. I was too busy trimming my pubes with a chainaw at the time."
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard!"
"What do you call a person who looks at a glass half-empty? An Alcoholic."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass!"
"Just bought Cluedo: Gang Rape edition. Turns out they all did it."
"I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- I'm better than you."
"""You know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat well what if we added an extra slice of bread?"" Inventor of club sandwich"
"What did the starving, homeless couple say to the nurse outside the abortion clinic? Fetus please."