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Joke of the Day

"Look I see that you love me and would kill for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"

"Mitt Romney Runs for president."

"My friends bakery had burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."

"How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome? You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home."

"Poop jokes... are the shit."

"You can't run from your problems forever. Eventually, you'll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them."

"The Harshest ""Yo Mamma"" Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball... She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more."

"I should really stop writing ""lol"" after ""exercise"" on my to do lists."

"unicorns are really just weaponized ponies."

"Hey plastic surgeons, breast implants with squeaker toys in em. Get on that"