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Joke of the Day

"why didn't jimmy drive the tractor? Because he had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? Because he was a potato."

"Two blondes were on an escalator in the mall, when the power went out. They had to wait 3 hours to be rescued."

"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? Moody."

"I used to have a height complex, But then I grew out of it."

"Your wife is knocking at the back door to come inside and your dog is barking at the front. Which one do you let in the house first? The dog, because when the dog gets in the house it stops bitching."

"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary"

"Two guys walk into a bar They both had a concussion"

"Why did the atom stick around? Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion."

"fifty shades of grey It's the REAL verson of fifty shades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0yHAtqe4k"

"The Barenaked Ladies have been pulled from the rubble alive, following the Nepal Earthquake. Its been One Week."