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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? Moody."

"The Shining is my favorite movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family."

"Saw a guy on the side of the road with a ""will work for food"" sign. So I threw him a coconut."

"What do you call that useless skin around the penis? A man...."

"What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...? I heard that he was fully re-covered."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? You wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on your face."

"Cure for AIDS Doctor : Eat lots of raw peppers, and spicy food. Patient : How will that cure my AIDS? Doctor: It won't, but now you know what your asshole is for."

"Eminem had his own version of Bing Bong. But then he Forgot About Dre"

"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."

"Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman."