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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes were on an escalator in the mall, when the power went out. They had to wait 3 hours to be rescued."

"I met a Buffalo Sabers fan once."

"I forgot to take my wallet out of my pants in the washer. I have committed money laundering."

"Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes? It would only admit one."

"Writing a good joke is an art form and some of you need to stick to coloring books."

"I had sex with an asian woman in an elevator... It was Wong on so many levels"

"Updates status.. no one comments. Updates status again."

"Obama : The people are worried Hillary is not focused.... How is her head currently??? Bill Clinton: Well she's no Monica... But she's good."

"*Police bust through door* -QUICK FLUSH ALL THE SUGAR -WAIT, WHY!? -I DON'T KNOW, THEY DO IT IN THE MOVIES!"

"If you see a white guy in earbuds convulsing angrily with T. Rex arms, don't freak out. I'm just jamming out to Eminem."