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Joke of the Day
"Two guys walk into a bar They both had a concussion"
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"TIL several states in the South banned calculus from schools in the 1950's. Apparently they opposed integration."
"(CPR class) Wife to instructor: What if my knees start to hurt? Me to instructor: See what I'm up against?"
"What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like? *clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*"
"I'd say I'm a down to earth guy... but that's mostly because of gravity..."
"I'm open to change but not when it's sudden like Stephen Colbert getting new glasses with no warning"
"What's that joke that ends...""but you fuck 1 sheep..."""
"What do Terrorist Witches ride? Boomsticks"
"What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler? How red their necks are."
"Men are like parking spots... The good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."