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Joke of the Day

"Your wife is knocking at the back door to come inside and your dog is barking at the front. Which one do you let in the house first? The dog, because when the dog gets in the house it stops bitching."

"What do pirates call fat whores? LAND HO!"

"Why was six afraid of seven Because Jenny is a hoe"

"Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said ""I hear sirens. Jump!"" The second one said ""But we're on the 13th floor!"" The first one screamed back ""This is no time to be superstitious."""

"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are sold for a couple of dollars, and deer nuts can be found under a buck."

"I guess they are calling One Direction 1D Because thats all they've got between all of them."

"My money is on MySpace to take the Gold in the Downhill Competition."

"Who is a chicken's favorite composer? Bach"

"I'd take Cap'n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren't on his hat."

"What is Polands national sport? Paintball"