225621

Joke of the Day

"To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches."

"Did you hear the one about the Mexican magician? He told his audience that he'd disappear on the count of 3. He counted ""Uno! Dos!""... And disappeared without a tres."

"I asked an LAPD officer to tell me a joke All he said was ""Black teenagers civil rights"""

"Q: What is the clumsiest bee? A: A bumbling bee."

"10 Seldom-Used Batteries that Might be Depleted... #7 will shock you!"

"Guys, when a woman is mad just tell her she's overreacting. She'll realize you're right and calm right down."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he ain't comin'."

"Why did the cow drink his own milk? He needed the cowlcium."

"Fucking kids these days is not an appropriate answer to ""what have you been up too"""

"How do most rappers build a following? They go shopping at a department store."