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Joke of the Day
"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood"
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"My alphabet soup is full of typos. Go home Campbells; you're drunk"
"Finally, after years of waiting, my book on having sex with herbs has been published. Its about fucking thyme."
"My friend can only masturbate when he listens to really bad music. Beats off."
"What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate? I find it a tad one-sided."
"""I've got chills. They're multiplying."" ""Sir, you're going into shock. Please stop narrating--"" ""And I'm losing control."" ""Sir!"""
"So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? ""Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."""
"What's a Jews favorite beer? Bud Light L'Chaim (Pronounced like Lime, guys)"
"Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age."
"Police officer: what'd you take, you're sweating, shaking and going crazy.... Perp: nothing sir, just searching for The Lord!"