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Joke of the Day

"What do yo call a Mexican Titanic? Sink-o De Mayo haah"

"[spider's junk email folder] -TURN YOUR WEBS INTO $$$$ -HOT SPIDERS ON YOUR CEILING WANT TO MEET YOU -TRY THE ULTIMATE 8 LEG DIET TODAY"

"A Horse goes into a bar and says Nothing. Because a horse cant speak."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They would eventually find me attractive."

"What do you call a lesbian with big hands Well hung..."

"When I wake up at night, I reach out to you, I love you not for what you look like I love you for what you have inside. (Me to my fridge)"

"Look at each failure as a deposit made into the account that will help you write the check for your next significant success."

"My Korean friend died yesterday So Yung..."

"Joke about jokes. I've never told this joke, but I have written it once."

"They say that the best airing time is 20:00... ...but I think 19:59 is the real prime time."