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Joke of the Day
"Joke about jokes. I've never told this joke, but I have written it once."
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"Chinese numbers I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number. -She replied, ""Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight."" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"Thought of starting an origami business but too lazy to do all the paperwork involved."
"""haha this costume party is great"" ""sir PLEASE get off the table"" ""cool librarian costume"" *sprays silly string* ""hey dude nice police costu"
"I love you so much that I would wait for your photo to load on my slow Internet connection."
"CanOfWorms.exe"
"How's your Mom's cherry pie taste? Meh.. It's Oedipal"
"*night falls, the full moon rises* ME: go, please! i don't want you to see me...like...this HIM: omg what's happening ME: *asleep by 10 pm*"
"The best part of being single is that you always get to be right."
"I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying ""get a load of this guy"" every time someone walked in"