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Joke of the Day
"They say that the best airing time is 20:00... ...but I think 19:59 is the real prime time."
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"Why did the chicken run out into traffic? To get to the other side."
"Me: he's cute, how old is he? Guy: 25 months Me: first kid? Guy: yeah, how'd you know? Me: because you didn't say ""he's 2"""
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."
"A Physics major finds his girlfriend in bed with another man. He threatens to take matters into his own hands."
"My relationship therapist got a divorce"
"What has nine arms and blows? Def Leppard"
"I checked my phone while I was mowing the lawn and now we don't have a garden."
"Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because all the kids have to play in side."
"Why do dwarves laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls."