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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They would eventually find me attractive."

"*couple's marriage begins to fall apart* *marriage counselor blows on them like an N64 cartridge* Okay how about now"

"So I was talking to my Australian friend when I asked him what country his Mother was from ""Alaska"" ""Okay well tell me what she says"""

"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He keeps getting nailed to the boards."

"Fun prank: a chameleon exhibit with no chameleon."

"What's funny about majorities? Most things."

"Stereotype Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads? - Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)"

"Shakira's hips just told me 9/11 was an inside job and now I don't know what to believe."

"What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air? See you on the flip side."

"What do you call a pig that does karate?? Roast beef."