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Joke of the Day
"Superpoer Friend: If you could only own one super power what would it be? Me: USSR"
Next Joke
"Never understand when someone says, ""cats are snobby."" Like dogs are constantly inviting you & the kids over for burgers & a swim?"
"I'll catch you later: Cool thing to say to a friend, scary thing to say to a child."
"Growing up, I had a best friend. When we first met we didn't see eye to eye, but then he grew on me."
"What's a large bird hiding in the bushes called? A lurkey turkey."
"A doctor, a lawyer, a priest, a rabbi, and a nun all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""What is this? A Joke?"""
"Welcome to the homonym restaurant, where all the food sounds good, but it isn't."
"What secret organization does Pinnochio work for? Wooden you like to know?"
"No thanks, flu shot. I look forward to three days off from work and returning looking like I was on a diet for six weeks."
"What kind of bird flies around bays? Bagles"