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Joke of the Day
"I'll catch you later: Cool thing to say to a friend, scary thing to say to a child."
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"Do you wanna here something ironic?? Iron Man is a Fe-male!"
"Mulder: it's some sort of over-fed grim reaper judgment figure. Scully: we're at the mall, Mulder. That's just Santa."
"How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas? Tarrif-ied."
"Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station."
"Eggs. Dyed for our sins."
"Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a paedo... ...not me though, I live next door to two stunning 8 year olds."
"So, there's a plane... So there's a plane. The plane crashes, and every single person dies. However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible? He wasn't single."
"Anyone exciting about the iPhone 7? I do Because it will bring down the price of iPhone 6, which lead to iPhone 5's price to drop too. Finally, i'll have enough money to buy an iPhone 4"
"What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format? PDF puh-duh... ffffff"