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Joke of the Day
"What's a large bird hiding in the bushes called? A lurkey turkey."
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"Who had it worse than the Jews in 1941? The Jews in 1942."
"If laziness was an Olympic sport... I would be fourth so I wouldn't have to step up on the podium. Edit: too lazy for dictionaries, thanks /u/ReddSpy"
"Stages of Candle Burning 1: this smells nice 2: still smells nice 3: this is all I can smell now 4: this is the only scent I have ever known"
"I don't have any of friends to share my video game screenshots with... Because I play video games."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 left him a note saying ""You're next""."
"There was a sailor on a ship that was discovered to be gay. When the others found out they tossed him off."
"I like my women like I like my clothesline. Strung out and tied up."
"Q: What do giraffes have that no other animal has? A: Baby giraffes."
"A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him."