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Joke of the Day
"What secret organization does Pinnochio work for? Wooden you like to know?"
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"I bet when kittens go to work in kitten offices that there's always one kitten whose cubicle is decorated with pictures of lonely old ladies"
"Why couldn't the teddy bear smell? Because his nose was stuffed"
"What does Reddit and fat people have in common? A LOT of people don't like them right now"
"Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's? They didn't speak sine language."
"Smartphones are pacifiers for adults."
"MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots."
"Screenwriters, you know that script you're working on that's a mix between 2 brilliant films? Well it isn't and I'd like a grande soy latte."
"Why does Jesus Jaywalk? Because he hates crosswalks"