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Joke of the Day

"I thought about buying a pocket calculator and then I thought who care how many pockets I have"

"Did you know the person who created Knock Knock jokes won a nobel peace prize?"

"What do you call homosexual dinosaurs? What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass."

"What's a Mormon's favorite sexual position? You'd probably think it's missionary, but i'm pretty sure they'd try the back door if they had the chance."

"Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box."

"Does Rapunzel use the shampoo ""Head & Shoulders, knees & Toes."""

"Great, iTunes terms and conditions has changed and my attorney is on vacation. Just perfect."

"What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home? Got high."

"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-He-Can"

"Ukraine are currently third in the Paralympics table, reaping the rewards of their investment programme... ...Or as we know it, 'Chernobyl 1986'"