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Joke of the Day

"Hey there, mind if I take a bite? Cause your decomposing in ALL the right places."

"The Human Genome Project had a breakthrough and isolated the genes that make someone homosexual. They are skinny genes."

"What do you ask a Mexican girl you like? Netflix and chili?"

"If my dying plant is any indication, I probably don't water my dog enough... Oh fuck, where's my kid?"

"What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!"

"What does a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but not eat it. Yes I know it's a repost. What did you expect, a new original joke every time? Now that's a joke."

"What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants? Sandusky"

"What's the difference between a joke and 100 dicks in your ass? You can't take a joke."

"What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? Always have to smell it, never get to eat it."

"If she eats pizza with a fork, she isn't going to like being bent over the dining room table."