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Joke of the Day
"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-He-Can"
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"1,000 Ways To Die is so unrealistic. There's no episode where a man asks a woman 'what's wrong?'"
"What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ? You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship."
"How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first"
"[first date] HER: if you had to give up one of your senses which one would you choose? ME: definitely my ability to see dead people. HER:"
"How does a mathematician cure constipation? How does a mathematician cure her constipation? She works it out with a pencil."
"What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!"
"There are two kinds of people People who can count People who can't count People who are there for no particular reason"
"I had a bukkake party last night. You should have come"
"What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !"