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"Great, iTunes terms and conditions has changed and my attorney is on vacation. Just perfect."
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"Nothing worse than talking to a person with a large amount of spit in their mouth that talks really fast. HOLY SHIT...My glasses r ruined"
"Sitting Indian Style When I was in third grade the teacher told us to sit Indian Style. So I drank a 30 case of beer and laid in a gutter."
"What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your laundry in."
"two fish swim into a concrete wall one turn to the other and says:""Dam"""
"My friend made this joke after there was an accident at his gym where him and his friends to parkour. My friend broke toes while doing a wall flip. I guess he got off on the wrong foot."
"HEALTHY VIRGIN Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin? A: ""One who has never been bed-ridden!"""
"Spanish people feed their horses hay, but the naughty ones get George."
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10? Because seven ""ate"" nine."
"Ellen Pao right now [deleted]"