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Joke of the Day

"What do you call homosexual dinosaurs? What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass."

"Did you hear about the baker who became a fisherman? He's reeling in the dough!"

"I raped myself today. It sucks being a schizophrenic hermaphrodite."

"Did you hear? The supreme court ruled that gay marriage has extended to swans."

"How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool? You flip the stool over."

"What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry."

"What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever."

"My wife's maggot soup surprise is better than it used to be now that it is topped with coal ash."

"Two cannibals are sitting around eating dinner. One begins to complain to the other, ""You know, I really don't like my mother in law."" ""Then just eat the noodles."""

"What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer."